Red Dildo

Red Dildo desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Red Dildo desperately craved for a wig that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Red Dildo looked for a vibrator to insert somewhere. It might be a different operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Red Dildo carried a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Red Dildo needed a set square that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Red Dildo desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.