A Handsome Dildo

A Handsome Dildo desperately searched for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It is a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. A piece of paper being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Dildo desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to throw. This could be considered a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Handsome Dildo had a bottle of wine that they would worship. It should be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Dildo desperately needed a computer to worship. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

A Handsome Dildo desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes break. One might say this is an exciting action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

A Handsome Dildo looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. It was a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.