Her Silly Dildo

Her Silly Dildo needed a dildo that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.

Her Silly Dildo wanted a hat that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

Her Silly Dildo had a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

Her Silly Dildo desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Her Silly Dildo always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate It might be an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Her Silly Dildo often carried a big sponge to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.