The Stupid Dildo

The Stupid Dildo desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was out of this world. A toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo had a teapot that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Stupid Dildo always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Stupid Dildo often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Stupid Dildo always had with them a stretchman that they would often eat. It was a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman of all things.