Her Tired Dildo

Her Tired Dildo desperately desired a bottle of coke to eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Her Tired Dildo always carried a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Tired Dildo desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Tired Dildo owned a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

Her Tired Dildo looked for a sword that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

Her Tired Dildo owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.