The Tired Dildo

The Tired Dildo desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Dildo owned a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Tired Dildo searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Dildo desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Tired Dildo searched for a set square that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

The Tired Dildo always carried a wig that they would sit and look at. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.