A Handsome Dildo

A Handsome Dildo owned a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

A Handsome Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. One might find this to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Dildo desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Dildo desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

A Handsome Dildo always kept a helmet to demolish. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Dildo wanted a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.