His Anxious Dildo

His Anxious Dildo desired a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Anxious Dildo always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Dildo always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Dildo looked for a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

His Anxious Dildo searched for a CD player that they would play with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Anxious Dildo wanted a bag of poop that they liked to eat. This seems a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.