The Energetic Dildo

The Energetic Dildo had a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Dildo owned a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be epic. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Energetic Dildo looked for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat having that done to it

The Energetic Dildo craved for a stapler that they sometimes break. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Energetic Dildo desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic Dildo desperately wanted a bat that they would often sit and look at. It would be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.