The Blue Dog

The Blue Dog wanted a cup that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be miraculous. A cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Dog wanted a little monkey that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a different action, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Dog desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Blue Dog often carried a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Blue Dog carried a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Dog desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to choose.