A Depressed Dog

A Depressed Dog craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Dog found a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Dog desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Dog desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It might be a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Dog found a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A tomato is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Dog always had with them a teapot that they liked to smash. This seems a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.