The Dodgy Dog

The Dodgy Dog desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Dog desperately desired a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Dodgy Dog desired a rubber chicken that they would hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Dog owned a teapot that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a teapot of all things.

The Dodgy Dog often carried a set square that they sometimes throw. It should be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Dog needed a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.