The Retarded Dog

The Retarded Dog always carried a pen that they would sleep with. It might have been an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Dog found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Dog always carried a block of cheese to cuddle. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Dog desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Dog often carried a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Dog owned a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.