Square Dog

Square Dog searched for a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Square Dog always kept a custard pie that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Square Dog desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Square Dog always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was epic. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Square Dog desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Square Dog often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.