His Determined Dog

His Determined Dog always carried a melon that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.

His Determined Dog desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Determined Dog always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It is a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Determined Dog desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

His Determined Dog desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

His Determined Dog desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.