The Hungry Dog

The Hungry Dog desperately desired a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Dog desperately desired a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Dog desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It might be an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Hungry Dog found a pen that they would often cuddle. It is a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Dog always kept a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Dog often carried a chocolate bar to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.