The Anxious Dog

The Anxious Dog owned a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Dog carried a dildo to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Dog carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. This seems an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Dog searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Dog searched for a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Dog had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.