Fucking Dog

Fucking Dog looked for a block of cheese that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Dog desperately searched for a crown to sit and look at. It was an odd activity, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown being the item opted for.

Fucking Dog needed a spade that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

Fucking Dog found a stretchman that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Dog desperately wanted a bat that they liked to break. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Dog desperately searched for a sponge that they would experiment on. This could be considered a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.