The Fat Dog

The Fat Dog desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Fat Dog desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Dog desperately searched for a bottle of coke to cuddle. It would be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Dog desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Fat Dog desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Dog craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.