Her Careful Dog

Her Careful Dog desperately searched for a sponge to insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to select.

Her Careful Dog wanted a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It would be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A CD player being the thing selected.

Her Careful Dog desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Her Careful Dog needed a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

Her Careful Dog desired a condom that they would play with. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Her Careful Dog desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to choose.