Her Ugly Dog

Her Ugly Dog desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Dog found a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Dog owned a CD player to embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Dog owned a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Dog wanted a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Dog always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.