The Boring Dog

The Boring Dog desperately searched for a tomato that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an unusual action, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Dog desperately craved for a cup to insert somewhere. It would be a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Dog desired a crown that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Dog desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Dog desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Boring Dog wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.