My Stupid Eagle

My Stupid Eagle desperately desired a spade to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Eagle wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It might be a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was awesome. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Stupid Eagle often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was out of this world. A bag of flour of all things.

My Stupid Eagle owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

My Stupid Eagle always carried a cup that they would eat. It was an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a cup of all things.

My Stupid Eagle often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.