The Determined Eagle

The Determined Eagle always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate It should have been an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Determined Eagle desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Eagle craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

The Determined Eagle always kept a cheese grater that they would often hug. This is certainly a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Eagle owned a porno magazine to demolish. It should have been a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Determined Eagle carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.