The Horny Eagle

The Horny Eagle looked for a condom that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Eagle desperately looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. This seems to be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Horny Eagle always had with them a big sponge that they would hug. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was epic. A big sponge being the chosen item.

The Horny Eagle desired a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Horny Eagle searched for a hat that they liked to throw. It was considered to be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a hat having that done to it

The Horny Eagle desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes break. It would be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is awesome. A set square being the item selected.