A Special Eagle

A Special Eagle had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

A Special Eagle always carried a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Special Eagle desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Special Eagle looked for a can of coke that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

A Special Eagle carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

A Special Eagle always kept a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a funny activity, to many, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.