The Purple Eagle

The Purple Eagle needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Purple Eagle always kept a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Purple Eagle needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Purple Eagle desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it

The Purple Eagle needed a wig that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

The Purple Eagle desperately looked for a ball that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.