The Round Eagle

The Round Eagle craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Round Eagle desperately desired a sponge that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Round Eagle often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. It might be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Eagle always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It might be an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Eagle always kept a vibrator that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Eagle always had with them a wig that they would eat. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig being the item opted for.