The Adorable Elephant

The Adorable Elephant wanted a tomato that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Adorable Elephant looked for a sponge that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Elephant looked for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Adorable Elephant desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Adorable Elephant always kept a helmet to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Elephant desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.