A Yellow Elephant

A Yellow Elephant had a sword that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

A Yellow Elephant always carried a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Yellow Elephant desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

A Yellow Elephant desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Yellow Elephant desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a strange idea, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Elephant always kept a block of cheese to sit and look at. It would have been a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.