The Retarded Elephant

The Retarded Elephant looked for a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It is an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Elephant desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A custard pie being the chosen item.

The Retarded Elephant carried a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Retarded Elephant owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Elephant desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pen having that done to it

The Retarded Elephant always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally play with. It would be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.