My Chinese Elephant

My Chinese Elephant desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Elephant desperately needed a melon to put on his head. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Elephant had a block of cheese that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

My Chinese Elephant always kept a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Elephant desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Elephant wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.