The Anxious Elephant

The Anxious Elephant desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Elephant found a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Anxious Elephant desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Elephant searched for a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Anxious Elephant looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Anxious Elephant found a ball that they would often play with. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.