Red Elephant

Red Elephant always kept a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Red Elephant desperately wanted a can of coke that they would put on his head. It might have been an unusual action, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Red Elephant searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Elephant found a porno magazine that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine of all things.

Red Elephant desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Red Elephant desperately searched for a CD player that they would put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was opted for.