His Beautiful Elephant

His Beautiful Elephant always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

His Beautiful Elephant wanted a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Elephant craved for a ball that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Elephant searched for a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Elephant desperately needed a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a set square being the chosen item.

His Beautiful Elephant carried a big sponge to smash. One might say this is a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.