The Stupid Elephant

The Stupid Elephant craved for a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was out of this world. A stapler would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Elephant had a radiator that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Stupid Elephant desperately desired a helmet that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Stupid Elephant always had with them a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Elephant always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Elephant had a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was wonderful. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.