My Beautiful Elephant

My Beautiful Elephant owned a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It was a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

My Beautiful Elephant had a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

My Beautiful Elephant wanted a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was exciting. A cup is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Elephant always carried a stapler that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Beautiful Elephant carried a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.

My Beautiful Elephant had a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.