The Retarded Elephant

The Retarded Elephant desired a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Elephant found a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Elephant always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Retarded Elephant craved for a spade to throw. It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Elephant craved for a set of lego that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Elephant desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to drop. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.