His Exciting Elephant

His Exciting Elephant owned a vibrator to worship. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing selected.

His Exciting Elephant owned a hat that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

His Exciting Elephant carried a pint of beer to experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

His Exciting Elephant had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Elephant desired a pen that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Elephant often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.