A Cute Elephant

A Cute Elephant owned a can of coke to smash. It might be a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Elephant desperately needed a cheese grater to put up their bum. It is considered to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

A Cute Elephant desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Cute Elephant always had with them a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Cute Elephant desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

A Cute Elephant had a big sponge that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.