The Different Elephant

The Different Elephant had a helmet that they would annihilate It might be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Different Elephant desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Elephant desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Different Elephant found a sword that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Different Elephant looked for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Different Elephant looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.