A Colourful Elephant

A Colourful Elephant desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Elephant desperately needed a crown that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown being the item opted for.

A Colourful Elephant desperately needed a stapler to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Elephant craved for a bag of flour to break. It would be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

A Colourful Elephant desperately desired a dildo to break. This is certainly an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.

A Colourful Elephant always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.