His Worrisome Elephant

His Worrisome Elephant always had with them a can of Tango to sit and look at. One might say this is a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

His Worrisome Elephant desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

His Worrisome Elephant found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

His Worrisome Elephant desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Elephant had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Elephant found a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.