His Foolish Elephant

His Foolish Elephant often carried a stretchman that they would often break. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Elephant always had with them a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Elephant desperately desired a CD player to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item opted for.

His Foolish Elephant carried a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

His Foolish Elephant desperately searched for a melon that they liked to drop. It would be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Foolish Elephant desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.