A Green Elf

A Green Elf often carried a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

A Green Elf desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Green Elf found a cucumber that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

A Green Elf craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

A Green Elf had a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

A Green Elf owned a computer that they would drop. It might be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A computer was the item that was selected.