A Square Elf

A Square Elf carried a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Square Elf always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Square Elf often carried a CD player to throw. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Square Elf craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Elf wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Square Elf owned a teapot that they would drop. It might be a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.