Their Big Elf

Their Big Elf desired a ball that they liked to smash. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

Their Big Elf desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is epic. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Big Elf desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Their Big Elf looked for a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Their Big Elf desired a set of lego to sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

Their Big Elf wanted a bat that they liked to annihilate It might have been a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat of all things.