Their Retarded Elf

Their Retarded Elf always carried a mug to break. It would be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. A mug is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Elf desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be stunning. A porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Elf carried a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Elf always carried a mug that they would sometimes eat. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Elf often carried a cup that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Elf desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.