The Gentle Elf

The Gentle Elf desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Elf owned a little monkey to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Elf desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Elf always kept a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it was fun. A helmet was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Elf often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Elf craved for a hat that they sometimes play with. It was a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.