Red Elf

Red Elf had a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Red Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Elf desperately searched for a sword that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Red Elf needed a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Red Elf looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Elf always kept a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It would be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.